Thursday, 19 July 2012
Baby I Can Go All Night Long
So lately I've been getting a ton of messages from men on Facebook and other social network sites who are trying to hook up.I don't mean like hey baby how you doin? No, not even close.
It's more of the I am 6 feet tall or whatever and I've got a good looking body.. They usually try to compare themselves to some young hot A list actor before they continue telling me how they look and what skills in bed they have.
Really? Do you think if you compare yourself to some A list actor that will make me want toy rip off my clothes and run to you naked so I can have the most dirties, kinkiest sex with you?
Or even telling me that you can go all night long and pleasure a woman in the most amazing way is going to make you more hot in my eyes...
Really, you think that?
Oh but wait till I tell you more..
One of my latest requests came from some random guys who discovered my BDSM side and he's asking me to do the most kinkiest things to him that you could ever think about.
Just because I'm into the lifestyle doesn't mean my door is open and I've got a neon sign saying open for business. You are so sadly mistaken.
So about these requests that I get....Most of the guys never forget to tell me just how long their junk is..like I really want to know..
It don't matter how big or long your junk is...If you don't know what to do with it you need to figure it out. Or if you are going to hurt yourself with it, again figure it out...
Yes you read that right...
What ever happened to the old pick up line...
"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
I'm getting messages almost every other day or at least 3 times a week.
Sorry but the whole "Baby I Can Go All Night Long" line won't work. So not interested...not even close.
I know I'm not the only one who has messages like this..So come on spill it, tell me about some of the messages you've gotten.